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July 8th, 2007 by nebulous

She appears happy. I don't think anyone's told her that she's about to have a baby.

They added these special restraints to keep her tummy from expanding.

The nurse was like, "The gold stars on the O.R. are for each of the nurses that work in there" and I was like "O.R. they?" She kicked me as hard as she could, which was actually convenient since you have to be sterile to go in there.

I haven't seen any blood yet, but I definitely saw a preview of the bill.

It's a little-known fact that newborns can be highly radioactive.

I thought the breathalizer was a bit unnecessary, but she did fail the line-walking test.

Hey, it's the baby lo-jack thing. If you try to steal my baby, you're totally getting neon ink all over you.

Sure, Kristen. You sleep. I'll take it from here. Geez.

Basically, she'll stay like this for about 48 hours while her wings grow. Then she'll emerge to live a glorious life that leads up to a spider web.

This is after her first bath. So far she's really loving everything the outside world has to offer.

Taylor just loves her new doll.

Wow. That didn't take long. Ryan now has one eye.

Look, it's the whole famn damily.

Neat, an anklet
Taylor, are you still supporting her head?
Yeah!