Just wait. This gets funny in 5...4...3...2...

After some water up her nose, she learns to stand to the side. Don't be grossed out...she just sat in a flowerbed.

Taylor and Kristen relax in the pool.

This was bound to happen once she learned to walk. We were all pretty upset the first time but Kristen and I eventually got used to it. Taylor never did.

Rocknoceros rules. This is the lead singer, Coach. Taylor is sort of a groupie.

Wow. She's beautiful, isn't she? Even when you see her at such a young stage, it's obvious that her creator had a clear plan when he designed her. Eventually I put a roof on her and painted her.

They're distracted. Now's my chance!

A scary dog wandered into our yard, so I got the hell inside as fast as I could.

Come closer, child. Look at all the wonderful toys I have. *chomp chomp*

Hey, I think I'm learning something!

This just might work!

Doh! Needs some refinement.

It absolutely does not count when they shake themselves!