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Month 13

April 10th, 2006 by nebulous

I'm not saying she's fast, but the shutter speed was about 1/1000.

I handed her this book and asked her to read it to me since I didn't know how. She just kept pointing at her shirt. Yes, sweetie, shirt.

This is called the germ melting pot. OF COURSE it's her most favorite thing ever.

Shhh. Don't tell anyone I ate my plate.

Hey sweetie, you're missing.

Oh great, I stepped in gum. Crap, I got gum in my hair!

Within 2 minutes, our question is answered. Yes, Taylor is too young for a pet hamster.

...yes, that's correct...Yes, right in the middle of my head. I look like a freaking sumo wrestler...the first half is already in your off-shore account. You'll get the rest when it's done.

Step 1: Receive orders from parents not to climb on things.
Step 2: Always make sure parents are watching before climbing on things.

For the first time ever, Lily is glad the door is shut.

Step 3: Repeat as often as possible on as many things as possible.

This is just here as an illustration of how parenting is a team effort. She is wearing the baby monitor and cooking. I am drinking a beer, watching the game, and tracking dirt on the carpet. Wait, now I'm asking when dinner is going to be ready.