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Month 9

December 26th, 2005 by nebulous

This is how Taylor and Mommy go hiking.

That awful toy is supposed to vibrate to simulate the purr of the engine. I think they do it by hiding a jackhammer inside.

First of all, she can't do much harm with them in the box. Second of all, that carpet is totally insured against fire damage.

This is a good time to mention the Terms of Use for this web site. Nothing here can be used as evidence against Kristen or me in a criminal or civil trial.

I'm sorry; you lost me. Am I a mommy duck or a mommy kangaroo?

This is the only Virginia Tech cheerleader outfit she has...the only one for away games, anyway.

I wanted to go play tackle-football with the guys. Kristen said I needed to spend time with my daughter. Marriage is about compromise.

They say we evolved from apes. I say, "Prove it".

Picnics looked a lot more fun on TV.