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Month 3

March 21st, 2005 by nebulous

My daughter will have nothing but the best. I outfitted her nursery with a 6.1 DTS system with 200W per channel. I think she likes it.

This is Taylor doing her best impression of a boy.

Taylor, doing "The Fonz".

A bathing suit and a conveniently-placed ducky is all it takes to bathe a baby.

So Taylor had her first round of shots today. It was very upsetting for her mom and I. We dealt with the problem as best we could.

We decided to enter Taylor in that new reality show, The Contender.

Okay, so it started out as a simple tour of the taffy factory. There was a lot of 'Troy, put her down' followed by 'Honey, it's under control. I'm not really going to drop her in there'.

That star just ate my sock!

Kristen, have you seen my 40-pound bunny ears?

This is mine. This is where my food comes from.

Hey look, it's mommy with a camera!

Oh crap. Is she okay?

Let's get the hell outta here.

Troy, for the last time, what do you want for dinner? What's wrong, cat got your t...HOLY CRAP!

This is what happens when you talk back to Mommy.

Mmm, baby breath